either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just gift wrapped bread.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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