It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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