just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
