All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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