Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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