We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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