and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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