it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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