her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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