party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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