I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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