It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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