idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
