Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
