Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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