just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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