We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't deserve a penis
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
