have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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