You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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