The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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