Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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