The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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