ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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