Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I had to cum in my sink.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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