belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
