you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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