tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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