So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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