It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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