Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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