Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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