He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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