Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it hurts more in the daytime
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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