Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So much rum. So many feels.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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