college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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