So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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