The maid of honor just puked.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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