I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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