I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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