but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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