he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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