forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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