Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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