So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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