So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
