Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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