o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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