margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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