Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Life is so much better after having sex.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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