he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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