He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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