you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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