I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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