Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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