But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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