I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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