i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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