how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
this boner is exhausting
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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